Post by JeffKenn on Mar 3, 2009 16:35:50 GMT -7
Yes, this is the official test (believe it or not)
1. If penguin 1 equals penguin 2, but penguin 567 does not equal penguin 12, how many oranges do you have?
a. Potato
b. 42
c. What oranges?
d. Who are you?
e. Pi
2. If Bob ate Fred, Fred ate Susan, Susan ate Gerald, and Gerald ate Bob, who ate Ian?
a. 18
b. Fred
c. Headphones
d. Penguin 10
3. If Alvin has 10 squirrels, Bob has 18, and Fred has none, how many does penguin 25 have?
a. Orange
b. PENGUINS!!! WHAT PENGUINS!?
c. Can you repeat the question?
d. 2+2=4
e. 12
4. (Brace yourselves) ...
a. What was the question?
b. ...
c. ...
d. REPEAT THE QUESTION!!! Please
e. Pozurplee
f. Oxymoron
g. Eraser
h. Book
i. Magazine
j. Sticky Note
k. Ian
l. Bob
m. Fred
n. Me
o. Desk
p. Chair
q. Board
r. Stair
s. Clock
t. Fred
u. Wrapper
v. Fred
w. Wall
x. Fred
y. Fred
z. Fred
5. How many questions do you need to get correct in order to pass this test?
a. 1
b. 2
c. 3
d. 4
e. 5
f. 6
g. 7
h. 8
i. 9
j. 10
k. 11
l. 12
m. 13
n. 14
o. 15
6. If Fred ate 12 granola bars, how many did Bob eat?
a. Bob
b. Fred
c. Bus
d. Binder
e. All of the above
f. 28
7. If Bob's Fred chair likes break tomatoes a how cat did?
a. What!?
b. What was the question?
c. I QUIT!
d. Who are you again?
e. Because it wanted to!!!!!
f. Fred
8. Michael Jackson!
a. AAAHHH!!!
b. AHHHHH!!!!!
c. Who's that?
d. $@#!
e. That's a question!?
9. If the chair is blue, what color is that same exact chair?
a. Purple
b. Pumpkin
c. Penguin
d. Pi
e. Not blue?
f. BDLUUHE!!
10. The Incredulous Uberlicious Fibonacci Chocolate Purple Pumpkin Penguin Pi Regurgitating Maniacs!!!
a. TIUFCPPPPRM!!
b. Whose got a perm?
c. Go math team!
d. Room 32
11. If your teacher teaches you that 32=9, what does 92 equal?
a. 3
b. Teacher? What's a teacher?
c. You mean Fred, don't you
d. ~~~~~
12. What is a2 + b2 = c2 called?
a. A swimming pool
b. Right triangles rock!!!
c. /\/\/\/\/\/\/ (or an orange)
13. What is this based off of: 23 + 23 = 46
a. Genetics
b. Algebra
c. Subtraction
d. Division
e. Multiplication
f. All of the above
14. What was the answer to #5?
a. a
b. b
c. j
d. k
e. tomato
15. What is my favorite book series?
a. You still haven't told me who you are!
b. Inkheart
d. What happened to c?
e. Warriors
If you want to make your result count, fill out the form below and send it to me (Jeffkenn) in a message
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Question #..........................Your answer (just the letter)
1 ...................................... a, b, c, d, or e
2 ...................................... a, b, c, or d
3 ...................................... a, b, c, d, or e
4 ...................................... a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, or z
5 ...................................... a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, or o
6 ...................................... a, b, c, d, e, or f
7 ...................................... a, b, c, d, e, or f
8 ...................................... a, b, c, d, or e
9 ...................................... a, b, c, d, e, or f
10 .................................... a, b, c, or d
11 .................................... a, b, c, or d
12 .................................... a, b, or c
13 .................................... a, b, c, d, e, or f
14 .................................... a, b, c, d, or e
15 .................................... a, b, c, d, or e
1. If penguin 1 equals penguin 2, but penguin 567 does not equal penguin 12, how many oranges do you have?
a. Potato
b. 42
c. What oranges?
d. Who are you?
e. Pi
2. If Bob ate Fred, Fred ate Susan, Susan ate Gerald, and Gerald ate Bob, who ate Ian?
a. 18
b. Fred
c. Headphones
d. Penguin 10
3. If Alvin has 10 squirrels, Bob has 18, and Fred has none, how many does penguin 25 have?
a. Orange
b. PENGUINS!!! WHAT PENGUINS!?
c. Can you repeat the question?
d. 2+2=4
e. 12
4. (Brace yourselves) ...
a. What was the question?
b. ...
c. ...
d. REPEAT THE QUESTION!!! Please
e. Pozurplee
f. Oxymoron
g. Eraser
h. Book
i. Magazine
j. Sticky Note
k. Ian
l. Bob
m. Fred
n. Me
o. Desk
p. Chair
q. Board
r. Stair
s. Clock
t. Fred
u. Wrapper
v. Fred
w. Wall
x. Fred
y. Fred
z. Fred
5. How many questions do you need to get correct in order to pass this test?
a. 1
b. 2
c. 3
d. 4
e. 5
f. 6
g. 7
h. 8
i. 9
j. 10
k. 11
l. 12
m. 13
n. 14
o. 15
6. If Fred ate 12 granola bars, how many did Bob eat?
a. Bob
b. Fred
c. Bus
d. Binder
e. All of the above
f. 28
7. If Bob's Fred chair likes break tomatoes a how cat did?
a. What!?
b. What was the question?
c. I QUIT!
d. Who are you again?
e. Because it wanted to!!!!!
f. Fred
8. Michael Jackson!
a. AAAHHH!!!
b. AHHHHH!!!!!
c. Who's that?
d. $@#!
e. That's a question!?
9. If the chair is blue, what color is that same exact chair?
a. Purple
b. Pumpkin
c. Penguin
d. Pi
e. Not blue?
f. BDLUUHE!!
10. The Incredulous Uberlicious Fibonacci Chocolate Purple Pumpkin Penguin Pi Regurgitating Maniacs!!!
a. TIUFCPPPPRM!!
b. Whose got a perm?
c. Go math team!
d. Room 32
11. If your teacher teaches you that 32=9, what does 92 equal?
a. 3
b. Teacher? What's a teacher?
c. You mean Fred, don't you
d. ~~~~~
12. What is a2 + b2 = c2 called?
a. A swimming pool
b. Right triangles rock!!!
c. /\/\/\/\/\/\/ (or an orange)
13. What is this based off of: 23 + 23 = 46
a. Genetics
b. Algebra
c. Subtraction
d. Division
e. Multiplication
f. All of the above
14. What was the answer to #5?
a. a
b. b
c. j
d. k
e. tomato
15. What is my favorite book series?
a. You still haven't told me who you are!
b. Inkheart
d. What happened to c?
e. Warriors
If you want to make your result count, fill out the form below and send it to me (Jeffkenn) in a message
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Question #..........................Your answer (just the letter)
1 ...................................... a, b, c, d, or e
2 ...................................... a, b, c, or d
3 ...................................... a, b, c, d, or e
4 ...................................... a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, or z
5 ...................................... a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, or o
6 ...................................... a, b, c, d, e, or f
7 ...................................... a, b, c, d, e, or f
8 ...................................... a, b, c, d, or e
9 ...................................... a, b, c, d, e, or f
10 .................................... a, b, c, or d
11 .................................... a, b, c, or d
12 .................................... a, b, or c
13 .................................... a, b, c, d, e, or f
14 .................................... a, b, c, d, or e
15 .................................... a, b, c, d, or e